Family Matters – Thankful for Men Who Matter*
Top 10 Dad Jokes
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? It was two tired.
- When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a thousand rabbits walking backwards? A receding hairline.
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
- How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
- Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
- What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.
- What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
They are a good example.
They are caring for their kids.
They are encouraging their kids.
They are comforting their kids.
They are urging their kids to have a great relationship with God.
Remember
God is the only perfect Father.
The Holy Spirit is working in our lives to help us.
We do not do this alone.
* I found this basic outline in multiple places, so I am unsure who is the originator. I put my own thoughts and research to it, but the skeleton is most certainly not original with me.